perpetuity: (Too cute to be a murderer. (me))
Customer who has just finished paying: "Where can I find a cup?"

Me: "Cups are on aisle six!"

Customer: "Oh, but I don't want to buy one."

Me: "Get out of my store, then. Have a nice day!"

*coughs* That last part may be just the slightest bit exaggerated. I usually just tell them to try McDonald's, actually.

People are stupid.

Also learned recently that my dad must have used up all of the "stupid risktaking and almost dying" karma and-slash-or genes in the family. Apparently, he and a friend once tried to dine and dash at a (get ready for this) cop bar. Apparently, they didn't know it was a cop bar at the time, but the fact remains.

And that my grandma apparently voted for Jesse Jackson as a younger woman. XD This amuses me more than it should, especially after my dad told me about how she used the fact to get rid of a bunch of cops loitering around her job.

Musing on names. )

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