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You know, my brother is a smart kid. Despite being incredibly stupid.
But come on! You would think, if he was going to print out pornographic images of Jessica Rabbit, he would at LEAST not leave them where I could find them.
And then the stupid brat tries to blame them on me. I hadn't used the printer all day and hadn't been on the comp in hours. And besides... I don't look at porn. Gay, lesbian, or straight.
Anyway, they were thrown away. So I win.
But I will enjoy telling this story to my mother.
I swear, my brother is delusional, though. He thinks he can blame everything he does on one of us. I don't know if he's just a good actor, or that he's convinced himself, but come on. Between trying to blame me of looking at a naked animated woman (I barely glanced at it, and from what I did see... gross)and saying Daddy set him up by leaving the money on his table... the kid has problems.
But come on! You would think, if he was going to print out pornographic images of Jessica Rabbit, he would at LEAST not leave them where I could find them.
And then the stupid brat tries to blame them on me. I hadn't used the printer all day and hadn't been on the comp in hours. And besides... I don't look at porn. Gay, lesbian, or straight.
Anyway, they were thrown away. So I win.
But I will enjoy telling this story to my mother.
I swear, my brother is delusional, though. He thinks he can blame everything he does on one of us. I don't know if he's just a good actor, or that he's convinced himself, but come on. Between trying to blame me of looking at a naked animated woman (I barely glanced at it, and from what I did see... gross)and saying Daddy set him up by leaving the money on his table... the kid has problems.
