Taken from that almighty goddess reikaisues

[perpetuity]

Yu Yu Hakusho Mary-Sue Generator by kohaku_Hoshi
Your Username
Your Age
Type of Sue	Koenma Sue
Sue first name	Naoko
Sue last name	Moon
Sue race	Half Demon
Sue Nationality	from Demon world
Sue Hair	red
Sue Eyes	Yellow
Sue Powers	Mind-control
Sue Item	Rose
Quiz created with MemeGen!

*snuggles Koenma plushie*

Will detail life later. Will also leave you with this:

Dear Ashlee Simpson,

Your song, Pieces of Me? It's damn annoying. The pop music is dull and uninspired, and fades into the black like a bad lime fic. The rhymes are on a third grade level, and the sequence is just stupid.

And the way you say the word 'pieces?' That's just annoying.

You made a better blonde. Stop trying to use Jessica's fame to bolster your own. The Jackson 5 couldn't do it, Hayley Duff can't do it, Leslie Carter couldn't do it. What makes you think you can??

Love,
Kaley

Been dying to get that out! =D

Comments

[sei-kou-ki.livejournal.com]

A Koenma Sue? You barely get any of those xD!

*lmao* HAHA!! I only heard that song only once, so I looked up the lyrics. o.o

On a Monday I am waiting
By Tuesday I am fading
Into your arms
So I can breathe

..say what?! o_o

[perpetual-poet.livejournal.com]

Third grade rhyming, I'm tellin' ya. Listen to the music, it's so... stereotypical!

[sei-kou-ki.livejournal.com]

It seems like I can finally
Rest my head on something real
I like the way that feels


O_o Lord. You're right. That is bleeding horrible. >.>
Have you ever seen her sing live on TV? Her mouth does this weird fish-mouth thing.

[perpetual-poet.livejournal.com]

Dude, I get enough of her in that nutty Icebreakers commercial. Though I would not be surprised...

She is an insult to blondes everywhere! *waves Blonde Is A State Of Mind banner*

[sei-kou-ki.livejournal.com]

My mom made me watch that corny Nick/Jessica variety show thing a long while ago, untill we got tired of it and changed it. We changed it right after she ended that song she sang >__<

[perpetual-poet.livejournal.com]

I don't blame you... she's scary. I'm always calling Jessica stupid, but my mom tells me she's a millionaire so don't talk.

She's still stupid...!

I love a good blonde joke, but only as a joke! =D

Re: Ashlee Simpson- Icebreakers commercial.

[jaydealynia.livejournal.com]

Hey Kayley, is it okay if i call u that? 'cause you can call me by my name if u want, it's Kristine. oh and btw this is Laurina_Lalaithe, formerly SassyAngel101 from FFN. I wasn't sure if you knew this or not but Jessica and Ashlee Simpson aren't doing the Icebreakers commercial anymore. Haylie and Hilary Duff , who in my opinion is a much better singer, replaced them. I went to Hil's concert in Richmond, Va and it ROCKED! I sang along to EVERY SONG! EVEN THE ONES I DIDN'T KNOW! i just learned them as i listened and sang along. Hil is my absolute fave! I love her! what do u think of her? Have you been on ffn lately? if u have have u checked out my new, and actually being worked on fic? it's called The Perfect Christmas. It's ani-slash, i'll even tell you the pairing if u want me 2. but u have 2 tell me if u want me 2 or not.i already have four reviews. wanna be my fifth reviewer? check it out and tell me what u think. It was nice talking to you again, bye!

Re: Ashlee Simpson- Icebreakers commercial.

[ruriruri.livejournal.com]

Um, that entry was over a year old, her name is spelled Kaley, and I'm not sure why you're abusing the Caps Lock button-- be gentle, it's your friend, not your lover.

And it's also not an IM session, so quit with the chatspeak, all right?

[transcending.livejournal.com]

You know, I am almost!blonde, and it irks me when people use their hair color to get attention. BLONDES AREN'T STUPID, DAMMIT.

Heh. We are forced to listen to her in art, and when "Pieces" comes on, we sing it loudly and badly, and we say that she's saying "Pieces of meat". XD

If you think that one song is bad, you should hear her other songs.

I'm lalala-ing in the kitchen....

O________O

[effervesance.livejournal.com]

Ashlee Simpson

her songs...just....urgh.

^_^

[reikaisues.livejournal.com]

I think Ashlee's cuter than Jessica. But she still needs to get the hell off the radio and tv. XD

And yes, yes I am a goddess. Thank you for noticing.

[perpetual-poet.livejournal.com]

*bows before the mighty goddess, and leaves the heads of dead Sues as offerings*